Why would you sit on the bench watching your boyfriend work out? If you’re going to spend an hour of your time with your boyfriend, and it’s going to be at the gym, why wouldn’t you go for a jog on the treadmill? Or if you have an injury or something and can’t work out, why wouldn’t you leave the gym and do something productive? I don’t get it.
Oh, guess what, guy who just hopped onto the treadmill next to me? Me running fast = me not caring how fast you’re running. We are so not at the bar right now. Please just walk/run away now.
This guy started running backwards on the treadmill. Over and over. And he fell almost every time that he turned from forwards to backwards. What is wrong with you? For serious. You are so dumb.
Just bought P90X. So excited. Here comes the bikini body in time to wear the cupcake bikini to the Katy Perry concert! Fuck the gym!
Stop groan-yelling. You’re in a very small apartment-complex gym. If the weights are too heavy for you, use smaller ones. But just stop groan-yelling.
There was only one guy in the gym this morning when I got there. He had headphones on, but there was playing classical music from the TV at full blast. Even if it was someone before him who turned the TV on, who plays classical in the gym? Who leaves it going after the person who turned it on leaves? Ugh.
That guy who shows up to the gym, takes off his outdoor shoes, then doesn’t put on indoor shoes. This guy seriously just worked out in this socks. Gross, smelly, gross. The trifecta.
No one particularly annoying today, but why was the gym so fucking busy at 2 in the afternoon? Do none of you have jobs?
That obviously out of shape guy who’s never seen the inside of a gym in his life who shows up and steals the LAST TREADMILL and walks at a 2.0 pace to watch Game 7 in the hockey series. No, seriously. Fuck you and your treadmill, too. And go buy a TV.
Courtesy of thenest.com, annoying couples at the gym!
